the childlike empress
this blog is two parts boring to the one part narcissistic, and a chronicle of the mundane and artistic (these two terms are not mutually exclusive) ventures of alice's [non]life.
these are my thoughts condensed into bite-sized pieces.
ladies, one at a time, please.
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Jan
29
Clearly the boys love me for my social grace.
Partydude:
Here, put your number in my phone.
Me:
Why?
Him:
...Nevermind.
