the childlike empress

this blog is two parts boring to the one part narcissistic, and a chronicle of the mundane and artistic (these two terms are not mutually exclusive) ventures of alice's [non]life. these are my thoughts condensed into bite-sized pieces.

Jan 29

Twitter poetry!

There’s this app on the internet that makes mash-ups of your old tweets. I found this very useful for making obscure and vaguely retarded poetry…observe:

Even with business suits in the snow,

We are all whittling our clothes to ice.

Yay, white powder!

It makes me hyper off my heart and happy ivory.

 Actually, scratch that.

Happiness is confronting and stuff.


  1. photoluminescence reblogged this from iamthealisaurusrex and added:
    you sound like a crack addict. xD
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